Saturday, September 3, 2011

989.

Isn't It Annoying...

...That sooner or later, your favorite piece of clothing
just ain't going to fit like it used to!!!

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But surely, you say, this is the 21st century. Shouldn't we have already solved this problem by now?!?
The answer is: Yes, there is a solution. One word: Spandex!
Spandex is tough, resistant to stains, and can stretch to FIVE (5) times it's original size without losing shape or elasticity. This means the average 5-foot-something human being can start wearing spandex clothes right from when they're about a foot high, and continue wearing the same clothes for the rest of their life without ever having to fear outgrowing them! (Think of all the money saved and resources conserved - this must be the reason why they're always wearing spandex in futuristic sci-fi movies and TV serials!)


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