Saturday, September 3, 2011


Isn't It Annoying...

...That sooner or later, your favorite piece of clothing
just ain't going to fit like it used to!!!

But surely, you say, this is the 21st century. Shouldn't we have already solved this problem by now?!?
The answer is: Yes, there is a solution. One word: Spandex!
Spandex is tough, resistant to stains, and can stretch to FIVE (5) times it's original size without losing shape or elasticity. This means the average 5-foot-something human being can start wearing spandex clothes right from when they're about a foot high, and continue wearing the same clothes for the rest of their life without ever having to fear outgrowing them! (Think of all the money saved and resources conserved - this must be the reason why they're always wearing spandex in futuristic sci-fi movies and TV serials!)

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